Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love
yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian
i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning you to tumblr fame
*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks
i literally say this a hundred times a day
*16 year old girl voice* literally.
The creators of The Annoying Orange are being sued.
- regular people in the shower: wash, rinse and repeat
- me in the shower: accepting award
- me in the shower: pretending i'm filming for a shampoo commercial
- me in the shower: pretending i'm in a scene of my favourite tv show
- me in the shower: life problems
- me in the shower: performing while on tour
- me in the shower: ellen is pulling a prank on me
- me in the shower: being interviewed on the red carpet
- me in the shower: dramatically re-enacts scenes from Les Miserables
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF SET MY WHOLE LIFE
Sassy Gay Cat in the Hat.