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jaseherondale:

childrapist666:

edwad:

jaseherondale:

Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love

yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian

i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning you to tumblr fame

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thebluetimebox:

has this been done

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rapewhistled:

bumrollplease:

rapewhistled:

*16 year old girl voice* um shut the fuck up thanks

i literally say this a hundred times a day

*16 year old girl voice* literally.

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celebrate-the-magic:

The creators of The Annoying Orange are being sued. 

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• regular people in the shower: wash, rinse and repeat
• me in the shower: accepting award
• me in the shower: pretending i'm filming for a shampoo commercial
• me in the shower: pretending i'm in a scene of my favourite tv show
• me in the shower: life problems
• me in the shower: performing while on tour
• me in the shower: ellen is pulling a prank on me
• me in the shower: being interviewed on the red carpet
• me in the shower: dramatically re-enacts scenes from Les Miserables

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50shadesofpitchblack:

jack-frost-rotg:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF SET MY WHOLE LIFE

Sassy Gay Cat in the Hat.

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cat forgets she’s sticking her tongue out [x]

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